"Not"

So a few days ago I was driving back from Santa Clara, CA and got into an argument with my 2 y/o about who should drive. It went something like this:
Amy: "Mommy NOT drive, AMY DRIVE"
Mommy: "No, Amy, you are too little too drive"
Amy: "Amy not too little, Amy DRIVE, Mommy NOT drive!"
Mommy: "No honey, you can't drive, mommy would get in BIG trouble if I let you drive."
Amy: "No, AMY DRIVE, MOMMY NOT DRIVE!!!!"
Mommy: "Uh no, that's not going to happen!"
Amy: Wailing and crying: "No, Amy drive, Mommy NOT drive!"
At which point I gave up trying....(but not driving!)

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