Mommy's milk (don't read if not medical)

So I'm pumping breast milk in preparation for going back to work sometime in the near future. Amy finds this extremely fascinating. This morning, daddy said that she would be able to feed Michael in a bottle with mommy's milk. Somehow she got a little mixed up because she later announced to me, "I'm going to feed Michael from my nipple!"

Another funny happening. Yesterday Amy intently watched daddy fish her green spoon out of the toilet, wash it, and then place it in the dishwasher. A few minutes later, I caught her about to dunk her orange spoon in the toilet. In response to my rather excited and dramatic remonstrance she calmly informed me that her spoon wasn't dirty yet and she was going to get it dirty so she could wash it!