Other bathroom catastrophes

So, we are in the aquarium restroom and Amy loudly announces: "Mommy, I'm going to watch you go pee-pee because you are a girl and I am a girl."

I think I told this story, but if not....
While at an orchestra concert, we took a quick bathroom break during intermission.
Amy: "Mommy, I want to stand up and go pee-pee"
Mommy: "Amy, you can't stand up and goo pee-pee, you have to sit down."
Amy (very loudly): "But Mommy, DADDY stands up to go pee-pee!"