Few funny sayings

While trying to put together a floor puzzle, Eric had to lift the couch a couple of times to rescue some pieces that Michael slid underneath. Michael was duly told not to put anything under the couch. Next thing I know, Amy announces, "Mommy, I just put my BOOGER under the couch."

"Amy," I ask incredulously. "Where are buggers supposed to go?"

"The trash can," she said demurely.

"Go throw your booger in the trash."

"I can't mommy," she stated sadly, "because I already put my booger under the couch BEFORE you asked me to throw it in the trash."

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Amy announced while brushing her hair: "Mommy, I have a HUSBAND!"
"Really?" I asked.
"Yes," she definitely replied. "DADDY is my husband!"

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