Random funny sayings

Amy
About climbing ladders:
"Mommy, I think if I climb up a ladder that is over carpet the carpet will keep my head from getting hurt if I fall down."

Our memory verse:
"Shurwee the Lord God doeth nothing but He wevealeth His 'sickness' unto His servants the pwophets" Amos 3:7.

Referring to Michael getting wheat back into his diet after his endoscopy was normal:
"Mommy I don't want you to add any food back into my diet because Michael had to go to the hospickle and it hurt very badly and I don't want to have that."

After her second allergy shot:
"Mommy, I don't like shots but I do like the bandaid (blue round dot bandaid). I'm going to wear it forwever."

Michael:
While getting him changed on our rocking chair, he started falling backwards. I caught him but not before he had a chance to yell, "Mommy, FALLING, falling!"

Singing loudly:
"Choo, choo, choo dats coning down da tacks, choo, choo, choo, ding, dong, ding, dong."
"Holy, holy, holy, Lord God awmighty ad da woks pays di nane....Holy Holy Holy, Lord God awmighty ad da woks pays di nane...."

Favorite worlds:
"Ah done" (all done)
"daisin" (rasin)
"Mommy pay, pay, pay" (Mommy play, play, play)
"Midal" (Michael)
"Choo, choo twain" (choo, choo train)
"Twash twuck" (trash truck)