Play "Hospical"

So Amy and Michael wanted to play "Hospical." Unfortunately both wanted to be the doctor and neither the patient. After Amy came over to recruit mommy for a patient, I understand why.
Amy: Mommy, you are the patient. We are going to pretend you are DYING. You are in the 'hospical' and you are DYING.
Me: But what if I don't want to die.
Amy: But that's what we want to pretend. Here, stick this under your arm (thermometer). You need to keep it there for TWENTY MINUTES so we can measure your temperature.