Interesting perspectives

Amy is in the car having an imaginary conversation between two dollies (a boy and a girl)
Girl dolly: Hi! I'm going to marry you, what's your name?
Boy dolly: "Genoramun"
Girl dolly: That's an awful name, I don't like it. (pause). Isn't it wonderful that since you will be my husband I can give you a new name!

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Michael is told that he will be a Bible boy in Lindsay and Philip's wedding.
Michael: "Yay! Will I get to walk down the isle?"
Me: "Yes, you get to walk down the isle all by yourself."
Michael: "I'm going to marry Aunty Lindsay!"
Amy: "No! You have to marry a DIFFERENT lady!"


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Today Michael informed me the following (word for word):
"I'm not a baby any longer, mommy, I'm a BIG boy now!"
Good to know in case I forget...