Amy bounces into the room this morning. "Mommy, we just had a wedding!"
"Oh really?" I asked. "Who got married."
"I married Michael and we already have a BABY! Her name is Helen."
A little while later...
"Mommy, we are having another wedding!"
"Another one? I thought you JUST got married!"
"Well, it was a short wedding so we are going to have a longer one this time."