Some new commandments....

Amy and Michael planted themselves on the couch this morning and belted out the commandments as loudly as they could. I was working in the kitchen but couldn't help but enjoy their rendition.
Though Shalt Not Have Any OTHER Gods.
Though shalt not make any IMAGES.
Though Shalt not Take God's name in VAIN.
Obey your mommy and daddy.
Though shalt not STEAL.
Though shalt not LIE.
Though shalt NOT EVER talk to strangers.
Though shalt not EVER spank because you are a child and therefore you must never spank.

Glad to know a few things I say are sticking even if the meaning is a bit mixed up...