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Amy discovered a snail. "Mommy, I'm the woman who rescues snails." And there was weeping and wailing by the snail rescuer when said snail was eaten by the dog...

At bedtime:
Amy: Mommy, I'm going to ring this bell in the morning and you will know it's time to get up.
Michael: Then you need to go 'uh ahhh' and say, 'What's that noise?' And then you will need to pray.