Marital issues again

Michael is lying on the floor, pretending to be depressed. Amy goes over to him and caresses his shoulder.
"What's wrong Michael?" She asks gently.
"I'm so sad." He replies in his most pathetic sounding voice.
"Oh, are you sad because you don't have a wife?"
"Uh-huh." He nods.
"Oh don't worry, I'll be your wife!" Amy says cheerfully. "Will you be my husband?"
Michael slowly raises his head and nods it yes very dramatically.
"Yay, then you can be happy!" Amy chirps.
And he is happy. At least until his "wife" starts bossing him around...