My last few minutes...
I'm overhearing my kid's game of "house."
Amy: Pretend we didn't want any babies until we were married. And pretend that I want to marry you.
Michael: OK
Amy: OK, we are married. I'm going to make breakfast. I need some apples and peanut butter and jam.
Michael runs off to get the desired food. All is quiet for about 5 seconds then..."Help, help!"
Amy rushes over. Apparently while procuring the needed food Michael became stuck on the edge of a dangerous cliff (top of the couch). Amy throws her arms around him and carefully helps him down. Once safely deposited on the living room floor, Michael brings Amy the food. I guess they eat it for all is quiet for another 30 seconds. Then...
Next thing I know Michael's been dumped and Amy is happily married to another man. Michael doesn't appear faced and is now belting random tunes into a fake microphone.
Amy: Pretend we didn't want any babies until we were married. And pretend that I want to marry you.
Michael: OK
Amy: OK, we are married. I'm going to make breakfast. I need some apples and peanut butter and jam.
Michael runs off to get the desired food. All is quiet for about 5 seconds then..."Help, help!"
Amy rushes over. Apparently while procuring the needed food Michael became stuck on the edge of a dangerous cliff (top of the couch). Amy throws her arms around him and carefully helps him down. Once safely deposited on the living room floor, Michael brings Amy the food. I guess they eat it for all is quiet for another 30 seconds. Then...
Next thing I know Michael's been dumped and Amy is happily married to another man. Michael doesn't appear faced and is now belting random tunes into a fake microphone.
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