Poor unmarried "wife"

Michael announces today at dinner: "Mommy, I'm NEVER going to marry a woman. I'm going to stay with you ALL my life."
Amy is horrified. "Michael," she remonstrates. "Think about the poor wife who is waiting and waiting for a husband and you NEVER marry her. She will be SO sad."
Michael callously replies, "I don't care. I'm just not going to every get married."