Michaelisms

"Daddy, I'm thinking of a man in the old testament. Can you guess who he was?" Michael asks while we are driving home one Sabbath evening.
Daddy tries a few men he thinks Michael might know. No success.
"Daddy, do you need a clue?" Michael persists.
"Yes," agrees daddy. "I need a clue."
"Daddy, the man I'm thinking about was 'a-naked.'"
"Huh? I have no idea who you are talking about?"
"Daddy, it was ADAM!" came the chirpy reply followed by lots of giggles.

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"Michael," I asked this morning, "When we ask Jesus to forgive our sins what happens?" I was expecting him to say something about they are "all gone" like the story we literally just read had said happens when we say "I'm sorry."
"Oh mommy," he solemnly replied. "Jesus takes our sins and puts them in the church and then He he takes them and puts them on Satan."