Overheard at Children's Story

Children’s story at church today. Story was lady walking her dog and politely picking up the poop in what appears to be a nice department store bag. A coveting robber comes along and grabs her bag thinking he will get a treasure. Instead, finds poop. 

Kids are sitting in rapt attention. One three-year-old was especially engaged. She is right next to the storyteller. With eyes wide, she loudly announces into the microphone, “I POOP IN THE POTTY.”